"First thought, best thought."

May 14
2019

whamlastchristmas:

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Apr 22
2019

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Apr 22
2019

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Apr 22
2019

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Apr 22
2019

cheeso:

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Apr 22
2019

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Apr 22
2019

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Apr 22
2019

pileofknives:

venacavo:
johnnyjoestarrelatable:
just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar
we can too you’re just not skilled yet
Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

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Apr 21
2019

This is a neutral post

programaticallydelicious:

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

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The only sign I’ll take directions from

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Apr 21
2019

unclefather:

Thanks for the motivation

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Apr 21
2019

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Apr 21
2019

rexisky:

Wander (30 x 40", Acrylic on Canvas) by Kathryn Beals | Motion Effects by rexisky

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Apr 21
2019

ejacutastic:

hello friend please look up i am here

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